tired

seriemorder:

really jealous of people who can just… do things. like they dont go through the 39 stages of grief before and the 47 stages of grief after. they just do it like its some adidas commercial. like the spirit of shia laboeuf possessed them. still sounds fake to me but whatever. good for them ig

(via pepsicolabitch)

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

Annoying that dairy products are demonized as Unnatural and Disgusting when it’s actually kinda neat that humans figured out a way to fulfill omnivorous nutritional requirements without killing any animals (and populations historically dependent on dairy even evolved lactase persistence!). This is biopunk to me

I’ve seen weird memes and stuff like “Milk is BODILY FLUID that came from a COW” and the fact that people exist that would find this distressing concerns me.

Y'all are not going to like learning what fruits are…

A fruit is an OVARY that because SWOLLEN AND ENLARGED after PLANT GENITALS were rubbed in PLANT SPERM by a BUG

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headspace-hotel:

tucsonhorse:

kaijuno:

It took me way too long to realize this was just the lyrics and not a real life representation of what it feels like to have chronic pain…

I think it’s supposed to be both

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lumsel:

stliz:

If a hot bi girl wanted to fix me I would let her

if a hot bi girl wanted to make me worse i would let her

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hispanicdisorder:

eebie:

literally heartbreaking. see that crack.. he just BROKE his pussy.

this is disturbing

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buttpoems:

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murderpartyy:

gloomy-eden:

gloomy-eden:

Hi I’m baked

& instantly horny

(via defend-burritos)

brogendered:

azpunkdotcom:

ID. two cats in a bucolic scene. one cat is biting the other’s head, mouth wide, and the other has a scrungled face in reaction. end ID.

(via doctopus)